HandmadebyClaireBear

confessions of a fabric obsessive

Spam, spam, spam, spam..


spam

spam; good in sandwiches, waste of time in any means of communication

Spam happens to the comments sections of blogs just the same as it happens to email inboxes. I thought I’d share a few of the more publishable ones:

“The next time I read a blog, I hope that it won’t disappoint me just as much as this one. I mean, Yes, it was my choice to read through, however I really thought you would probably have something useful to say. All I hear is a bunch of complaining about something that you could fix if you weren’t too busy looking for attention.

I’ve reread this post this comment was added to and I can’t find any whining…it’s almost like the commenter is just begging you to publish, answer back and defend yourself really.

“I’ll immediately clutch your rss as I can’t to find your e-mail subscription hyperlink or e-newsletter service. Do you have any? Please let me recognise in order that I may just subscribe. Thanks.”

“Clutch” my rss?”. I’m guessing that should have been “grab”, and “recognise” should have been “see” and that means that Google Translate really doesn’t do the English language justice. Also, email subscription is at the bottom of all wordpress blogs, dude, and the “follow me” , RSS , and bloglovin buttons and facebook  feeds  are all in the column on the left and are HUMUNGOUS!

There is one very important thing the two creators promise people who join – that they will sister mcbride and her excommunication?

random, just completely random

$?4,754,290 $?4,500,000 $?5,400,000 $?4,500,000 $?3,565,000 $?5,120,250 $?3,568,250 $?3,500,000 $?3,500,000 $?3,500,000 $?3,400,000 $?3,402,080 $?3,402,080 $?790,000 $?2,000,000 $?1,190,000 $?2,790,000 $?2,750,000 $?4,750,000 $?2,750,000 $?2,300,000 $?3,403,900 $?2,303,900 $?1,000,000 $?2,005,720 $?2,005,720 $?1,545,000 $?1,548,380 $?1,548,380 $?310,000 $?956,000 $?549,000 $?1,266,000 $?1,000,000 $?250,000 $?1,250,000 $?1,250,000 $?460,000 $?963,250 $?1,243,250 $?1,000,000 $?1,225,780 $?1,225,780 $?1,110,000 $?2,630,200 $?1,115,200 $?1,100,000 $?1,104,550 $?1,104,550 $?800,000 $?175,000 $?1,000,000 $?1,000,000 $?745,000 $?950,590 $?950,590 $?385,000 $?690,590 $?905,090 $?675,000 $?900,000 $?900,000 $?745,000 $?895,000 $?895,000 $?620,000 $?625,200 $?825,200 $?745,000 $?50,000 $?514,680 $?799,680 $?310,000 $?489,000 $?473,000 $?799,000 $?745,000 $?463,770 $?748,770 $?745,000 $?463,770 $?748,770 $?620,000 $?720,000 $?720,000 $?310,000 $?316,000 $?415,333 $?626,000 $?620,000 $?625,720 $?625,720 $?620,000 $?460,000 $?620,000 $?535,000 $?290,720 $?540,720 $?535,000 $?540,720 $?540,720 $?535,000 $?1,034,630 $?538,380

straight in the trash…

I bought this pair of glasses for vacation at the beach and they were fantastic! They fit like a glove and were light. The optics are not as good as my Serengeti aviators; however, the ray bans are also 1/2 the price. I highly recommend them for style, functionality and of course price

from “ray ban RayBan”

Looking at what I usually blog about, I can’t think what made this commenter think I would be interested in sunglasses.

This is a message to the admin. Your website is missing out on at least 300 visitors per day. I have found a company which offers to dramatically increase your visitors to your website: (insert webaddress here) They offer 1,000 free visitors during their free trial period and I managed to get over 30,000 visitors per month using their services, you could also get lot more targeted traffic than you have now. Hope this helps :)Take care.

from “Lindsey”

Sorry Lindsey, I don’t see why your “free visitors ” are any different to the visitors I get at the moment..

Johnny Kidd and the Pirates – Shakin’ All Over
(link to website)

from (website)

Mmm, unless the links to a commenter’s website are actually even vaguely connected to what I’m blogging about, this comment is going straight in the trash.

I seldom leave a response, however i did a few searching and wound up here Block of the Month – February | HandmadebyClaireBear. And I actually do have 2 questions for you if you usually do not mind.

Is it only me or does it appear like some of the remarks appear like they are coming from brain dead people? :-P And, if you are posting on additional social sites, I would like to keep up with everything fresh you have to post. Could you make a list of the complete urls of all your public pages like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile? (link to website)

from vimeo user

I’ve had this comment so many times, word for word identical every time, and I never “allow” it. All of my other pages are listed on my blog, so obviously this a just a copy and paste job. Now I’m putting spam commenter’s IP addresses in the WordPress comment blacklist (settings/ discussion then scroll down a bit) this comment/commenter seems to have disappeared.

In fact, many, many spam comments have disappeared, I’m happy to have links to your blog, your website, your shop where all your wonderful stuff is available, but people who are paid to sit at a computer all day, and spam my blog just get their comments deleted.

Vent over, more sewing next post (promise).

ClaireBear

claire bear


One response to “Spam, spam, spam, spam..

  1. Layne December 23, 2014 at 21:09

    I’m not that much of a internet reader to be honest but your blogs really nice, keep it up!
    I’ll go ahead and bookmark your site to come back down the road.

    All the best

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